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'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it.
--Miguel de Cervantes

TitleOMG! I've Poisoned My Valentine
AuthorJackie Nacht
ISBN#MLR-1-02014-0199 (ebook) $2.99
Release DateFebruary 2014
Length: (*)11,000 words
Heat Rating:Moderate
Categories:humor
 shifter
 paranormal
 
Available At:MlrBooks (ebook)
 Amazon.com (ebook)
 Barnes & Noble (ebook)
 


Romantic dinner for two, check. Valentine chocolates, check. Emergency visit to the hospital...oh crap!


Kevin lucked out when he found a place to live off campus with sexy grad student, Brady. Kevin's learned to live with all of Brady's quirks including living with Brady's mean-ass long-haired fluffy feline, Cat. However, with all the quirks it doesn't stop Kevin from falling for his roommate. While grocery shopping for dinner, he picks up a box of Valentine's chocolates for Brady to make it the icebreaker he needs to show he cares. But what happens next is anything but romantic. How the heck do you ask someone to forgive them when you poison them with their Valentine?



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