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'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it.
--Miguel de Cervantes

Title
 
French Kissing Vampires for Beginners
Things that go bump...shiver...shriek!
AuthorL.M. Brown
ISBN#MLR-1-02016-0636 (ebook) $4.99
Release DateOctober 2016
Length: (*)21,000 words
Heat Rating:Moderate
Categories:humor
 paranormal
 vampire
 
Available At:MlrBooks (ebook)
 Amazon.com (ebook)
 


When a dentist meets an average suburban vampire, it may just be a match made in heaven.


Tom is your typical modern vampire. He lives in a detached house in the suburbs, pays his taxes, and bemoans the price of bottled blood. He doesn't usually tell people what he is, but sometimes it can't be helped, like now, when he has toothache and needs the assistance of a dentist.


Martyn's night isn't going too well at all. He's working late, his patient is a vampire, and now they're being mugged. But what sort of a vampire is Tom if he can't leap to the rescue and use his superpowers to save them?


There's only one way to find out and Martyn, a self-confessed geek with a love for all things vampire, intends to get to know Tom better, despite the bloodsucker's fear of dentists.



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