Hung by the Chimney

an excerpt

Chapter One

"Put me down, you big ox," David Fox shouted as his best friend from childhood carried David over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

He'd been in the shower when some idiot started banging on his front door. David made the fatal mistake of answering, wearing a towel around his waist and Ben scooped him up the moment he set eyes on David. He hadn't seen Ben Bucktell in the ten years since David left for Denver.

Ben Bucktell ignored him and instinctively found his way to David's bedroom. He entered and tossed David on the bed.

"Ouch!" David's towel, unfortunately, didn't survive the journey. He lay spread wide under the scrutiny of his six-foot-three gay friend. "What are you doing here in Alaska?"

"I came just as soon as I read your post," Ben answered. He removed his coat and tossed it on a chair.

"What post?" David asked, trying to close his legs and get back some decorum.

"The one about you breaking up with Phil and threatening to do something stupid like becoming a celibate monk."

David recalled writing something like that on his personal webpage the other night. He'd been drunk at the time, and angry. "You've traveled all the way here for that?" He covered his dick with his hand so Ben would stop staring at it.

Ben leaned over and lifted David's hand. "Great reaction. Of course, I did. That's what friends do." He straightened up and started removing his clothing.

"What are you doing?" David asked.

"I'm about to comfort you?"

David scowled. Even though he was curious about what having sex with Ben would be like, the thought of taking on a two-hundred thirty-pound ex-football player didn't seem like a sensible thing to do.

Ben dropped his pants.

David propped himself up on his elbows. Commando! Maybe I might have to rethink this.

"I've come to put a little joy in this holiday season."

There was nothing little about Ben Bucktell, especially not the erection making its theatrical debut in David's bedroom. "How? By fucking me?"

Ben nodded. "I've waited for eighteen years for you to see that I'm the guy for you. And if I have to hang some tinsel on me and come down the chimney, I'm going to make you believe in the true meaning of love again."

David checked Ben out again. "There's no way you're going to get a dick that size in me." He closed his eyes and tried to wish Ben away.

The mattress sank under a lot of weight. David opened his eyes to find Ben leaning over his lower half. David jumped as Ben wrapped his lips around David's cock. Ben ran his tongue all around the sides of David's dick then worked his way down to his balls.

"Ah!" Tremors soared throughout his body.

"You taste so sweet," Ben said, suddenly licking David's penis like a lollipop.

David moaned. He hadn't expected this when he wrote that post. Ben flipped him over on his stomach. "What are you doing?" A wet tongue going up the crack of his ass answered his question. "Oh, my god!"

"You're going to have to unclench if this is going to work," Ben said.

"What's not going to work? Oh!" A wet finger entered his ass.

"This," Ben answered, chuckling like a kid. "You're trying to suck me in, you naughty thing."

David tried to get away from him. "Can we get serious here?"

Ben moved his finger around inside of him. "Are you sure you've been with a guy before? You're awfully tight."

"Quite sure," David said. "Oh, oh! Sweet mercy, man, what are you doing?"

"Seeing if I can get in two fingers," Ben answered. "You're nearly ready."

"For what?

"For this."

"Oh, goddamn!" David shouted as Ben pushed his dick past the little ring of flesh and entered him.

David tried to shake Ben off of him but he was trapped beneath a mountain of muscle. Ben's dick rubbed every inch of space inside of David's ass, including his erogenous zones and prostrate. The bed shook as Ben began vigorously humping David. His cock saluted at full-mast, leaking pre-cum with each thrust from Ben's muscular hips. David didn't think he could take very much more of the pounding.

"You have a nice fleshy keister," Ben said fucking him. "You should see what your hole looks like with my junk going in and out of it. I have you opened so wide."

David groaned. "That's not helping. If I have to go to the hospital to get my ass sewn, I'm going to kill you."

Ben chuckled but didn't stop thrusting.

David's knees shook as the orgasm churned in his belly. He tried to ignore it. He'd better not come and give Ben a victory.

"You're about to come aren't you?"


"You lie, David. I can feel you twitching. Let me help you out." Ben gripped him by the hips, eased out to the head and then sent his cock home.

"Ah!" David cried out as cum left his body in one gigantic spurt. That had never happened to him before.

Ben continued to chuckle and tease him. "You're going to have to wash those sheets."

"I'm going to kill you."

"Kill this," Ben said. He whipped his hips quickly, making the bed rattle. "I'm about to blow."

David gripped the mattress.

"Oh, yeah!" Ben shouted.

Warmth entered David's ass and sweat dripped from his entire body. He passed out.

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